You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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