community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I did not marry a roomba.
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