i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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