Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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