Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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