quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
All the doctor said was why
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