Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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