I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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