I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I wish i was in the wii world.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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