): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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