May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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