GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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