I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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