This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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