if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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