omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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