I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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