You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
why do cheetos always look like penises
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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