so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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