He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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