2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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