I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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