He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Randomize
