Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Green mimosas i think yes
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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