I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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