One girl and one boy is just not enough.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm too high and old for this...
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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