did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Randomize
