is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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