what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
