We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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