DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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