How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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