Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
i believe in u and ur pee
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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