What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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