i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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