i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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