420 ftw
I want to have your abortion
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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