Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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