He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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