He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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