If i come over, it means nothing
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
