thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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