The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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