Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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