i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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