last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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