JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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