Do you still have your period?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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