i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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