i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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